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The Best Story Ever

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Once upon a time in a land far away but still somehow related to Hyrule there was a tall ginger princess by the name of Simon. Simon is actually a guy, but he got the title of princess because his admin flips the bird on gender roles. Anyway, all was peaceful until one day Dragon King Vaaters (don't laugh, he's more frightening than you realize) kidnapped the pretty male princess. Word got out and a reward was announced for anyone who could save the heir - either lots and LOTS of cash or Simon's hand in marriage. Lots of people tried (mostly guys), but they were either killed or ran in fright due to the horrific forces of the Dragon King's magic (and then some). It wasn't until a brave (or very stupid, it's debatable) ginger girl named Delilah went on the quest herself. It wasn't for either of the reasons previously listed since she could care less about cash or marriage; she just wants to prove that women are capable of being as heroic as men. Her cousin Bella joined her in the journey because (Delilah can't be left to her own devices for too long or things end badly) would need a healer and help getting stuff brute force can't get. With the help of Delilah's equine companion Artemis (made by TheLegendofSmash) they were off and braved many a monster, changes in weather, shop merchant and even themselves during times of pressures in battle. Eventually they did reach the castle of Dragon King Vaaters and managed to get a few floors conquered until he showed up and decided to take matters into his own clawed hands. Things looked hopeless for the heroines since only Delilah really knew how to fight and Bella was a pacifist that was doing healing/magic shielding work - to which the Dragon King remedied by distracting her with a small tornado that kept Bella off the ground and unable to focus her magics. It was only when Delilah cheated and kicked the king's..."dragon balls" that they managed to get away and save Princess Simon. That worked for 20 minutes until he was decently okay with getting up, then another battle took place. They got out of more fighting by jumping out of a window while Bella put a sheild around them as they went down. The king was persistant and chased after them on his really big black and red dragon. They could only find solstice in caves since his dragon couldn't fit and the king couldn't get off because then his companion would just fly home since Dova Th'uum is limited like that. He chased after them all the way back to the princess's kingdom where the final battle took place in the throne room! There was lots of struggling, yelling, blood and the king making sure not to fall for the same trick twice with Delilah's cheat from earlier. It was only when Princess Simon he'd trade titles did the Dragon King stop. And so Dragon King Vaaters became Princess Vaaters, Simon got a much more threatening title that had people avoid attacking his kingdon for some time, and said new Dragon King knighted the cousins for their efforts to save him. He did try to pay them, but they both turned it down...or at least tried. He still sent the cash to their homes in chunks regardless.
And they all lived happily ever after, the end! :D
This is what happens when you give me weird prompts and I do them.

And now, the starts of our story:
Simon Beck, character of JadeyKayk. [link]
Prince(ss) Vaati.
Artemis.
The cousins (who really need an updated picture).
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